There’s no proof that it’s the cell phone that causes cancer or the person you’re talking to.
Insiders say facebook has a new secret project. We’ll hear about it soon - they’re terrible at keeping things private.
Anthony Weiner has taken a two-week leave of absence. One week for rehab and the other to shop for a new phone that takes high-res pictures.
Weiner is resigning today because in America you can lie about war, but if you send pictures of your dick we can’t trust you
Last time I got up this early I was fishing with my Dad. We caught a sting ray and some flounder. He was a great dad, but even better bait.
Eating an Egg McMuffin because nothing else is open in this fucktard airport. A bowl of crushed glass would be a healthier breakfast.
If you go over a man’s house and his wife is cooking the steak over an open fire she’s likely hitting his ass with a strap-on too #MANSHIT